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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: bring back oscaramana or suffer more attack
  Darth Avlectus
02-16-2011, 10:12 PM
#3
You banned him? YOU bunch of A$$ HOLES!...  [Read More]
Posted in: You know what this reminds me of?
  Darth Avlectus
02-17-2011, 1:35 AM
#22
That darn phantom deleting posts. Now I have to repeat myself. :fist: Well, Sabrez, you do know that us straight folk are statistically the most likely to commit bestiality. Come on man, don't run away from your true feelings. Search your feelings....  [Read More]
Posted in: Do you prefer to be hot or cold?
  Darth Avlectus
02-25-2011, 8:01 PM
#39
Tommycat makes a great point. :P i'm from Arizona myself, but i currently live in Colorado, so we get cold a lot, and believe you me, i've never missed 108 degrees in the shade, but it's certainly preferrable to 3 degrees in the sun. Difference of o...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
02-28-2011, 1:47 AM
#143
Soldier for atari?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
02-26-2011, 8:21 PM
#193
Depends on what method of shrinking and what materials the box is made of. If it's strong enough to harm you, possibly kill you, then horrifying; if it's not strong enough to harm you, no big deal. being stuck under a house full of sewage leaks, fer...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
02-25-2011, 6:36 PM
#191
Nah, I'll just have my team of a KingLeo, an Orligon, and a DracoLord take him down. Your next econo priced doctor: http://www.drirvingmd.com/lib/i/drirving2.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
02-24-2011, 8:22 PM
#189
Not terrifying, I'd just kick him in the balls while he stood over me. Then beat the bejeepers out of him and perform a citizen's arrest on the damn pedophile. Several more convictions to add to that record. Your doc sending a "kinky nurse"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
02-19-2011, 8:47 PM
#187
The phantom of the forum has deleted all posts made after this so I guess I have a second chance. Not terrifying. Just another gender bender thing I've come to expect from you. With a minor appeal to my favor in bestiality. :dozey: Police pulling...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
03-07-2011, 4:00 PM
#1439
Bad Idea: At best, you aren't likely to get a warm reception. Unless it's a crowd of complete F***ing morons. Inviting Special Ed to a skype party....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
03-06-2011, 4:30 PM
#1435
Excellent idea. Where do you keep coming up with such ingenious plans to create such mass hysteria? That's awesome. Hiring Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus as your protection....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
03-05-2011, 12:42 AM
#1432
Excellent idea: We need our fashionable threads to wear to be more organic--sh what a better way to promote organic wear than the meat of that which was once living. Presenting bestiality as a "loving" alternative to spaying and neutering...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-26-2011, 8:14 PM
#1429
Excellent idea: Many members of the green party go to PETA conventions. :p Making pasties and bikinis made of prosciutto and selling them to the prudish young ladies at a PETA convention....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-24-2011, 8:15 PM
#1427
Yes. It is a good idea because it stiates those with a lustful appetite for destruction. Playing the blink 182 song "I wanna F*** a dog" at a peta convention....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-19-2011, 8:39 PM
#1425
Neutral idea: unknown consequences. More than likely you'd just be wasting energy to produce a coherent beam hitting no target and that would ultimately entropy anyways. Recording the screaming from the guy on "worlds loudest orgasm" and d...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-17-2011, 2:31 PM
#1419
Neutral:Already been done. Barbecuing dog hair....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-17-2011, 12:16 AM
#1415
Good idea if you're a better layer. :devsmoke: Taking a whiz on an electric fence....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-16-2011, 12:16 AM
#1413
Interesting idea, I suppose it has its potential uses. Putting bubble gum you're done with in the empty seat next to you in the theater when the movie is finished for the next poor schmuck....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-15-2011, 10:48 PM
#1411
At risk of a fail guess: Bad idea, if the latest disappointment in james bond is any indication. Bad idea. Odds are, second time around, he'd be expecting it, and it wouldn't work. I'd hate to have been wagering that. see 0:56-1:03 (http://www.yout...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-15-2011, 9:31 PM
#1409
Unknown idea: I suppose if you're willing to risk some kind of cataclysmic catastrophe, it's okay to do...good luck. Using metalman's own weapon against him the second time you fught hin in megaman 2. (Go ahead and look it up on YT or other if you d...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-14-2011, 4:03 PM
#1403
Umm bad idea if you're selling mugs I guess...otherwise neutral idea... Situation: A big bounty hunter who while managing to get hold of their query, have come into your house and broken irreplaceable collectible items and messed everything else u...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-12-2011, 5:12 AM
#1397
Neutral: I kinda likes syfy, especially when they had ani monday. Making a town in Canada called whoville, dedicated to Dr. Who and all its fans....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-11-2011, 8:24 PM
#1395
Neutral: Stranger breeds have been tried, I'm sure. Using a field including but not limited to of sharp tools, instruments, and jagged sheets of metal, all of which would be beneath a dropping chamber opening trapdoor mechanism thing with a long fa...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
02-19-2011, 8:35 PM
#2937
By following this (http://strategywiki.org/wiki/MapleStory/Party_Quests/Boss#Pink_Bean_Battle) strategy. o_Q What star wars character would replace Beavis if he were to stop showing up on the show? (hint: It rhymes with the name Beavis.)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
02-11-2011, 8:18 PM
#2935
Funny I've been thinking about Activision lately, recalling their glory days with mechwarrior 3050... well, I'd say that is not a stupid question and they could kill it with relative ease in so many possible ways, even those most seemingly unlikely....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
02-09-2011, 5:14 PM
#2930
Huh? Spinning mouse? Err, it's riding a merry go round or something. Because if you did, you would need it..........wait..:confused:..what? <PLAF!> http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/dq8-jessica-albert.jpg) She needs to pay rent to...  [Read More]
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