But then it ceased. I killed RD, it screamed with glee.
  
 
  
  
    as we all watched it bleed
  
 
  
  
    And we all knew that he was a weed!
  
 
  
  
    Tonight I saw a red discharge from holes,
  
 
  
  
    Knowing that 'twas not from bowels
  
 
  
  
    So I covered it up with towels
  
 
  
  
    and stuffed it down my jowls!
  
 
  
  
    Upon which the Trumpet blared
  
 
  
  
    "NONSENSE!", he thundered
  
 
  
  
    Until he was quite strangely misted
  
 
  
  
    Flushed and decided, he assaults at once;
  
 
  
  
    The virulent malignance fades!
  
 
  
  
    His vanity requires no response,
  
 
  
  
    Unless he was a man of the Renaissance!
  
 
  
  
    Then the bear found an orange.
 
 
 
 
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    Until someone destroyed said fruit
  
 
  
  
    And that someone played the lute.
  
 
  
  
    But then the branches sing a glorious tune
  
 
  
  
    And so the guy got some . . . runes. For magic and stuff.
  
 
  
  
    and starved to death, out on the dunes.
  
 
  
  
    But wait: Stormtroopers o'er the horizon!
  
 
  
  
    And suddenly! Dewbacks went on strike!
  
 
  
  
    Alas, the stars misaligned,
  
 
  
  
    As sadly, the Death Star has been blown to pieces of a kind...
  
 
  
  
    'Twas duty for milkmaids.
  
 
  
  
    Get your syllables right, the Sabretooth cried
  
 
  
  
    "Hexameter!", the second judge, he replied.
  
 
  
  
    But then something flew through the air and the dictator was pied...
  
 
  
  
    Until a Great Dragon flew from the sky
  
 
  
  
    And blew fire in the mayor's eye!
  
 
  
  
    Alas, this Dragon's hide was hung to dry, (but he quickly regrew new hide, for what is a dragon without his/her mighty scales, by which they are able to deflect arrows and swords alike!)
  
 
  
  
    But our dear Dragon grew fat on Pie!
  
 
  
  
    "That's the second time pie has been used on this page as a rhyme," the Dragon exclaimed, "so you'd best not use it again or fry."
  
 
  
  
    So the humble poet bowed and said "I shall not, and forever, I will not lie!"
  
 
  
  
    Because eventually the dragons will DIE DIE DIE!
  
 
  
  
    So the Dragon flew far into the sky!
  
 
  
  
    Because he liked anthro he hung the noose and said bye bye.
  
 
  
  
    then said dragon gave a sigh
  
 
  
  
    The Dragon stepped next to the dark noose...
  
 
  
  
    if the world was just commanderq's neck would be in a noose
  
 
  
  
    Because Emperor Devon married a moose
  
 
  
  
    this thread is so horrible
  
 
  
  
    But some say it's terrible..
  
 
  
  
    It got wrecked somewhere on Page Two.
  
 
  
  
    wait, this was meant to be serious?